FFS - an oft used poker abreviation (by me at least, if not others!). I'll leave the definition to the imagination. Four left, I get dealt 22 in the small blind. Folded to me. I decide to try and steal with an all-in. There is a roughly 95% chance I'm at least a very slight favourite and of course it's strongly likely my opponent will fold. Except this time I run into KK. FFS!!! Only other tournament I played today, I reached heads up with a significant disadvantage (80/20) so when I get dealt 55, I pounce on it and go all-in. Again, there's a 95% chance I'm at least slight favourite, although probably a smaller chance this time of a fold. This time I run into 10 10! Odds of getting caught out like this twice in a row? (I had no PP heads up imbetween) Greater than 100000 to 1. FFBFS!!!!!! (Again, I shall leave it to your imagination)

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