I have been meaning to do this for awhile, and i want you all to know as well as myself this is the first and last time, i will ever attempt to mimic something like this. The point: get totally smashed and play poker, as it was good for a fun night, my bankroll didn't appreciate it, and i feel like i just want to beat the shit out of myself, i felt like I needed to change things up again because i was in a slump, and this seemed like an ok thing to do at the time, but i immediately regret the disicion and i wish i hadn't even sat at the table, not only did i lose a substantial amount of money I lost a really cool pair of sunglasses i had just aquired and i feel like such a stupid piece of shit, live and learn right?.....right? ;- wtf is wrong with me. that not only helped my stump get larger, I'm so stupid.

Source: Professional Poker Player