with appologies to Monty Python Bravely bold El-Foldo logged into his favorite site... He was not afraid to Bet Bold, brave El-Foldo He was not at all afraid to be betting Jack Ten off Brave, brave, brave, El-Foldo He was not in the least bit scared to fold a winning hand or to have his draws pushed out, and his pot surrendered To have his chip stack split and his image burned away and his ego hacked and mangled, brave El-Foldo His folded straight draw and his folded flush draw, His AJ mucked and his blind folded His steal re-raised and his outs cheated His connectors not playing and his baby pair reraised His mid-pair... Um, that's enough singing from the rail... Brave El-foldo folds his hand. Brave El-Fold threw his cards away.Bravely folded his hand away away. When danger reared its ugly head,he bravely mucked his cards and fled,Brave El-Foldo, mid pair re-raised He ran away with a look so dazed Yes, Brave El-foldo turned about and very bravely chickened out... Why? Because he is not putting his opponents on hands!!!!

Source: Poker Wannabe